05 July 2007
the "un filme" shirt
(click me. i go places.)
$16 (plus $4 shipping)
At long last. The order is in. The shirts should be arriving in due time (1 week? 2?). Be the first kid on your street to have one. Be the most pretentious person you know.
And if the shirt's not pretentious enough on it's own, you what is? Poetry. And not good poetry either.
by Matt Reed
a bottle of wine, a book of verse,
wandering the south hills (and how!)
wearing a "un filme" t-shirt:
a t-shirt is happiness for now...
a poem about a t-shirt about a film
by Ryan Estes
I’ve not been to Pittsburgh
in a very long time
(years, not months)
Yes, and my taste in cinema is on the decline
and even Battlestar Galactica (oh the horror)
as do films with
car chases, shiny things
or stuff that blows up
and much as I like the starving artist ethos
I am not starving and am unsure
If ethos is even the right word
despite all this
I would still pay $16 for a t-shirt
Telling the world of
un filme de lucas mcnelly
Le chemise a'la filme de lucas mcnelly
by Joshua Edenhofer
The shirts are black
like my soul
they feature Matt & Dan
Is he eating a roll?
L'Attente makes my heart throb with pleasure
the shirts cover my body with cotton
or is that a polyester blend?
I sure don't like sweatshop labor
these shirts are a godsend
these shirts won't keep you warm
on a blustery sub-zero degree day
but they will let you freeze to death
Lucas vs. His Health
by Lucas McNelly
Last week I had strep throat
(believe me, it sucked)
I couldn't talk for three days
and some people seemed to prefer it
that way, I suppose
But worse than the strep throat
(well not really, but work with me)
was the caffeine withdrawal headache
from not drinking any coffee.
Seems I have an addiction.
I'm like that guy in L'Attente
(only, not bald)
who can't function without his coffee.
It defines who he is, how he functions
Addictions are like that.
Also, I can't speak French at all
(but I do know some Spanish)
Maybe just some ooh-la-la's and
other quasi-seductive guttural noises
but I don't think that counts
Still, I really wish I knew French
But I'm lazy, so instead I wear my
"un filme de lucas mcnelly" shirt, hoping
people will think I do.
I don't think I've fooled anyone yet
(how could you tell?)
but that's ok because the shirt is wicked
cool and one of the nicest I own
and I'm not just saying that.